Are we doomed? Does Wal-Mart lurk right around your corner? Does Wal-Mart enhance your community? Does it attract diverse and…er…uh….(whatever this person below is doing) type of people?
Makes me almost cry when I see such intelligent Americans just strutting their stuff. We call these Americans, “Stinky-Finger” Americans.
See, Wal-Mart totally has all types of Wal-Mart Americans! This woman clearly graduated from the School of Beauty…mmmm….She smells like sweet success… 🙂
See…rhinestone does make your ass look twice as huge! Double Butt Wal-Mart America. They smell funny!
A “Party without Sluts is NOT a party, Wal-Mart American” This type is dangerous. If you run into this type of American…You might get sucked in to a long and stupid conversation…This may cause you to realize you are doomed to a world of sluts…that make parties funner…
Goddamn right girl!!! So what your gigantic back titties are a wiggling and jigglin…Let those back titties goooooo girl! This is definitely “let them tittays go Wal-Mart Americans”! Caution, these types have been known to kill with the Wal-Mart carts they ride on!
I sincerely hope you learned about these troubling times. Wal-Mart Americans are being lumped into unfair, yet true, categories, offering scientific evidence we are not evolving but devoloving!
Written by…
A concerned Wal-Mart American.